| The
Grand Noble Humbug Brad "chihuihui " Boucher AND |
| THE GREYBEARDS OF THE DOC MAYNARD CHAPTER NO. 5440 OF |
| E CLAMPUS VITUS |
| Invite all Clampers and Worthy PBC's
to hear the Hewgag bray at |
| Doc's Eighth Procedure and Initiation |
| To take place at Buzzard's Ranch, On Scenic Whidbey Island, Washington Territory on September 12-14th, 6013 (2008) |
(It'll help us out a LOT! AND save you some gold dust)
We even have a PrePay form to download and fill out
Prepay Form (PDF)
for your convenience
| Saturday,
September 13, Redshirt Sponsors will have Cleen and Sober Poor Blind
Candidates
registered and reported to the Hangman no later than 9:54:40 AM THEY SHALL WEAR NO RED AT THIS TIME! (We all know what happens if they do...) HARUMPH! HARUMPH! HARUMPH! THE USUAL CAVEATS APPLY: NO GUNS, NO LONG KNIVES, NO BAD ATTITUDES, NO EXPLOSIVE DEVICES, NO WIMMINS CLOTHING, NO WIMMIN, NO DOGS OR ORPHANS. NO CAMERAS DURING INITIATION. |
| The ordeal
takes place at Buzzard's Ranch on on Scenic Whidbey Island, Washington Territory (See Below for Map & Directions) |
| Once
the PBC's have been interrogated, they will go through the Doc Maynard
Motor Skills and Calisthentics Program. If any should survive,
they will
be escorted to one of the the deepest, darkest forests in Washington
Territory for intensive navigation and survival skills training.
Those PBC's who survive the inevitable encounters with the various
carnivorous beasts, including REALLY BIG, REALLY HUNGRY Grizzly Bears!
that
reside
therein will be escorted to the |
| Hall
of Comparative Ovations |
| After
the New Clampers are brought out of the Dark, into the Light of Clamperdom |
| we
will hike back to the ranch for GRUB AND LIBATIONS |
| MENU:
Friday Evening: The ever popular CHEF'S SURPRISE! Saturday Morning: Salted Swine and Boneless Chicken Saturday Afternoon: Catch of the Day and slabs of cow with the usual trimmin's and A Garnish!!! |
| As
well as BIG SLIPPERY! (including Easy's Notorious Bloody Marys in the Morning) AND There will be one HELL of a raffle! All Carp Hawkers are always welcome |
| RV
Parking Available (No Hookups) Motels are in Freeland and Coupeville, Washington Territory, if needed |
| All Grand
Council guidelines will be strictly adhered to! |
| PBC's
who survive the initiation will receive Membership Card Pigskin Pin of the Day (With the Coveted Hemerrhoid Cluster) |
| PBC's
$54.40 (Prepay) $74.40 (On The Day) |
Please
Prepay! (It'll help us out a LOT!) AND, it'll save you some gold dust! We even have a PrePay form to download and fill out Prepay Form (PDF) for your convenience <<<Da Rub>>> Send Clams ($$$$) AT ONCE to: Doc Maynard Historical Society P.O.Box 248
Lynnwood, WA 98036
(Make check out to Doc Maynard Historical Society) |
Redshirts
$35.00 (Prepay) $50.00 (On The Day) |
| Need More Info? Call or E-Mail: |
| Call Chihuahua (509)663-1226 clamper1 (at) nwi.net |
Call Tugboat Danny @
(425) 673-9844 ecvdan (at) aol.com |
| Lost??? Need Directions??? Where the hell is Buzzard's Ranch???  Click on the Compass |
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